i am on a 24-hour champagne diet

"i am on a 24-hour champagne diet" I'm hayley.
I like HIPBONES, sour candy, hair straighteners, bright colours, provocative t-shirts, proper grammar and spelling, indie hipsters, rockers, gangsters, preps, the 1960's, meaningless song lyrics and funky nail polish.

I'm never without painted nails, I dress to impress, If you insult my music I will take personal offense, I abuse semi-colons, I love photography but I can't take a single picture, I love the sun but hate to be hot, if I love you it's with all my heart, I don't hate easily and there's way more to me than you think.

and if you're a hot mess, i'm lovin' it, hell yes.

mom 4 hours ago: we're only staying for 30 minutes

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camillenium

parents: in five years you won't even remember his last name

me: in five years it'll be my last name

parents: what

me:

me: what

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mycrolmes

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shesbombb

sunday-seance:

asinglemomentofsomething

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distantsamantha

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ruinedchildhood

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frshkds

Britain: Excuse Me

Mexico: Perdon

Italy: Permesso

France: Pardon

Canada: Sorry

America: Get the fuck out of my way

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re-finement

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luk3y

nxptune:

5 years from now i will forget about all of you.

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nxptune

thedailywhat:

Art Installation of the Day: Danish artist Jeppe Hein’s “Modified Social Benches” — currently on display in De Haan, Belgium, and Bad Mergentheim, Germany — are one way to deter unwanted overnight guests.

[laughingsquid]

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